Proverbs for seniors

A Rolling Stone is about as old as you are.

Nothing lasts like an adult child who won’t move out of your house.

An apple a day is safer than Ex-Lax.

Don’t put all your eggs in the dryer.

A bird in the hand means you’ll have a crappy day.

A stitch in time saves a trip to the tailor.

Out of sight, thanks to cataracts.

The early bird catches the two-for-one dining special.

The pen is mightier than a pencil.

Don’t bite off more than you can chew unless you’re wearing your dentures.

A picture is worth a lot if you inherited it from a rich relative.

Beggars can’t be found in a gated community.

All good things can be found in a box of Good & Plenty.

The grass is always greener if you use fertilizer.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beast.

Every cloud was once a puddle of water.

Honesty is the best way to piss off people you don’t know well.

It’s no use crying unless you have Kleenex.

The show must be over.

When the going gets tough, eat some prunes.

No gain unless you’re off your Ozempic.

It’s not over, but perhaps it’s under?

It’s better to be safe and lock your doors.

Strike while the iron pill is making you flush.

Every dog has its fleas.

Practices makes people frustrated.

Forgive and what was I going to say?