Nine high-voltage energy gags to brighten your day

Ready to get amped up? Energy is the hot topic worldwide at the moment and as it’s mostly bad news, we’ve sparked a few jokes that will shock you into a laugh. Whether you’re switched on to science or just looking for a light-hearted charge, plug in and enjoy a collection of jokes guaranteed to generate some serious watt-age in the giggle department.

From bright sparks and flowing currents to clever puns that will keep your mood fully charged, plug in and enjoy some light-hearted humour that’s sure to generate a smile.

What do wind turbines think of renewable energy?

They’re big fans.

What’s a solar panel’s favourite type of exercise?

Circuits.

How does the kitchen say hello?

It microwaves.

What bank account does an LED lightbulb have?

An energy saver.

What do you call it when an electron cheats?

A Current Affair.

Why didn’t the LED lightbulb get top student?

The halogen was brighter.

Why do fridges make good illusionists?

They don’t move, but they’re always running.

How is the fish and chip shop owner good at saving energy?

She makes things battery.

Why are wireless appliances bad at music?

They don’t know any cords.