Two jokes, two punchlines and both of them are absolutely perfect

A very literal-minded passenger who takes the cab driver entirely at his word, and a Facebook name change of pure genius — two short, sharp jokes that prove the best punchlines are always hiding in plain sight.

Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station? “Five bucks, sir.” “And how much for my suitcase?” “No charge for the suitcase, sir.” “Okay. Take the case and I’ll walk.”

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’, so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.