We all need a laugh now and then – and these three police jokes are guaranteed to raise a smile. They’re gentle, good-natured and perfect for sharing, whether you’re telling them over a cuppa or passing them on to a friend who enjoys a bit of classic humour.
What happens when a police officer gets into bed? He becomes an undercover cop.
An officer comes across a man who is clearly under the influence. He says to the man, “We’re going to have to give you a drug test.” Without hesitation, the man replies, “Cool, which drugs are we testing?”
The perfect crime was committed last night. Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. Police say they have nothing to go on.
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