Three hilarious jokes where kids steal the show

Children have a way of seeing the world that’s completely unfiltered – and often unintentionally hilarious. Their honesty, quick thinking and innocent logic can turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud stories. These three jokes prove that sometimes the funniest punchlines come from the youngest voices in the room.

Young Son: “Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her”
Dad: That happens in every country, son

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a frog noise.”
Grandpa says, “No.”
The little boy goes on, “Please .. please make a frog noise.”
Grandpa says, “No, now go play.”
The little boy then says to his sister, “Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise.”
So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, “Please make a frog noise.” The Grandpa says, “I just told your brother ‘no’ and I’m telling you ‘no’.” The little girl says, “Please .. please Grandpa make a frog noise.” Grandpa says, “Why do you want me to make a frog noise?”
The little girl replied, “Because mum said when you croak we can go to Disney World!”

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”