Whether you’re a keen angler or someone who’s never baited a hook, there’s something universally funny about fishing jokes. Maybe it’s the tall tales, the patience required, or the eternal optimism that this will be the day you land the big one. We’ve rounded up three fishing jokes guaranteed to get a chuckle – no licence, boat or early-morning alarm required.
Our mate Dave was drowned while out fishing. For the funeral we have a wreath made in the shape of a lifebelt. It’s what he would have wanted.
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”
He looked around and couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.” He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.
The man said, “Are you talking to me?”
The frog said, “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up.Then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you haveever seen.
I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride.”The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, “What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”
Bill and Pete are fishing together. Pete is unusually quiet and lost in thought. “What’s up Pete” asks Bill. “The wife and I had a row about how much time I spent fishing. She hasn’t spoken to me for days since. I’m thinking of getting a divorce.” “Don’t be too hasty,” replied Bill. “Women like that are hard to find.”
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