There’s something about tradies that makes them perfect material for a good laugh – maybe it’s the early mornings, the straight shooting, or the fact that every job seems to come with a story. Whether you’ve got a sparkie in the family, know a chippie who loves to yarn, or simply appreciate the hardworking characters who keep Australia running, these light-hearted jokes are guaranteed to spark a smile.
We’ve rounded up six of the best tradie jokes – nothing mean-spirited, just the kind of humour that gets shared on worksites, at barbecues and around the smoko table. Get ready for a good chuckle!
What do tradies do at parties?
They raise the roof!
Why did the brickie get away with murder?
There was no concrete evidence.
Have you heard my under construction joke?
I’ll tell you soon- it’s not done yet.
How many sparkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three- one to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder he’s standing on.
I watched a doco about how they fix steelwork together last night.
Riveting!
Why is Christmas Day just like a construction site?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit takes all the credit!
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