Saturday Giggle: My husband is home!

Michael pulled up a stool at his favourite bar and announced to the bartender: “My wife Susie must love me more than any woman has ever loved a man!”

“What makes you say that?” the bartender asked.

“Last week,” Michael explained, “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Susie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the pool cleaning guy or the postie came by, she’d run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering – ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!'”