Groan-worthy, eye-rolling and secretly funny — these are nine of the best dad jokes we’ve heard so far this year, and January isn’t even over yet.
What has more lives than a cat? A frog, they croak every night.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, Hey, bartender. I’ll have one beer and a mop.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here.
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? Because they’re afraid one of them might crack up.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They just don’t have the guts.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they turn around and make up stuff.
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