Five jokes about irony — which is, ironically, exactly what they are

Irony is one of life’s great pleasures — the moment when the universe delivers exactly the opposite of what you expected, with a timing so perfect it could only be deliberate.

The irony of getting a job. You get a job so you won’t be homeless. But when you get a job you’re home a lot less.

It is ironic how the word “queue” is just the alphabet q with a long line of silent letters following it.

It would be ironic if a movie about The Flat Earth Society… Wins the Golden Globe award.

The most ironic part about working at the unemployment office is… If you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

How come kleptomaniacs do not understand irony? Because they take things, literally.