Not every collection of jokes needs a theme.
Sometimes the funniest moments come from life’s random observations – the little absurdities we all recognise but rarely say out loud. From everyday habits to unexpected twists, a quick joke can turn an ordinary moment into something worth chuckling about.
So if you’ve got a spare minute and could use a smile, here are eight short jokes about completely random topics. No deep meaning. No big build-up. Just simple, light-hearted laughs.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What is the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire!
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law!
What do you call a man that irons clothes?
Iron Man!
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