Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his parents were in a jam.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a mushroom’s favorite party? A fun-gi!
Lettuce all be grateful for good puns.
I told a joke about butter. I’ll wait, you can spread it around.
What’s a baker’s favorite thing about finance? All the dough.
Olive you so much. (For the sophisticated dad).
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