Whether you’re a lifelong Jedi, a casual Padawan, or someone who still isn’t sure what order to watch the movies in, one thing unites Star Wars fans across the galaxy: a good laugh. From dad-joke level puns to cheeky one-liners that might earn an eye-roll from Princess Leia, these 15 Star Wars jokes are light-speed fun and guaranteed to bring balance to your funny bone.
What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate stuck in his fir? A chocolate chip Wookie.
What’s a Jedi’s favourite toy? A yo-Yoda.
What is a Stormtrooper’s favourite TV show? Game of Clones.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday? He felt his presents.
What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Which website did Chewbacca create to share Empire secrets? Wookieleaks.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has green fingers.
What did they call the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid? C-through-PO.
Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang So-low.
Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? Jedi must have patience.
What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? The.
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