Marriage may be bliss, but divorce has inspired some of the funniest one-liners around. From Barbie’s expensive split to cats accused of cheating, these jokes prove that even life’s tougher moments can come with a healthy dose of humour.
What’s the only thing divorce proves? Whose mother was right in the first place.
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, “How much is Barbie?”
“Well,” she says, “we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.”
“Hey, hang on,” the guy asks, “why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?”
“Yeah, well, it’s like this … Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture …”
If marriage is grand, what is divorce? Ten grand!
Getting a divorce is like getting fired from a job you’ve hated for years.
Two white bears got married, but soon ended up unhappy and got divorced. It’s as if they were polar opposites.
Getting a divorce is like getting a new phone: You keep telling people how great it is and trying to convince everybody to get one too.
Why did the cat get divorced? He was a cheetah.
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