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Seven jokes about petrol prices you just have to laugh at

Apr 04, 2026
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Petrol prices are a bit of a joke right now, so you may as well have a laugh about them.

Petrol prices have reached the point where filling up feels less like a routine stop and more like a financial decision that requires a moment of silent reflection. Every trip to the pump now comes with a deep sigh, a quick mental budget recalculation, and the faint hope the numbers might somehow stop climbing.

So if you can’t beat the prices, you might as well laugh at them – because right now, humour is about the only thing that’s still affordable.

 

Petrol prices are so high, even the coronavirus stopped travelling.

Petrol prices are getting ridiculous – I went online to check the value of my car and it asked if the tank was empty or full.

As a result of rising petrol prices, kidnap victims will no longer be taken to a second location.

Why are petrol prices getting higher? It still smells the same to me.
Petrol prices are so high these days I used vodka in my lawnmower. Now my grass is half cut.
With petrol prices being so high, and inflation rising at such an alarming rate, I have no choice but to shamefully sell my nudes. It’s $1 to receive one or $50 to NOT receive one.
Petrol prices are so bad right now, Vin Diesel was forced to change his name to Vin Electric.