Wednesday Giggle: The Secret to Longevity in Texas, Queensland, 4385

At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas, Queensland, 4385.

After settling in, he met a neighbour who was also an older man.

“Say, is this really a healthy place?”

“It sure is,” the man replied. “When I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed.”

“That’s wonderful!” said Bill. “How long have you been here?”

“I was born here.”