Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head towards them.
The first man drops his backpack, digs out a pair of joggers, and frantically begins to put them on.
The second man says: “What are you doing? Joggers won’t help you outrun that bear.”
“I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first man says. “I just need to outrun you.”