Thursday Giggle: A Test for Sanity, a Very Loud Price Check, and the World’s Two Smartest Drivers

When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checkout person  got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “Price check on Tampax, supersize please.” As if that was not bad enough, somebody at the rear of the store misunderstood the word “Tampax” for “thumbtacks.” In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom, “Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?”

Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club one day and one of them said to the other one, “Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid … you don’t think so? Let me show you.” And he called his driver over and said, “Here is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes.” To which he replied, “Yes Sir! Right away!” and rushed off to the showroom. The rich man turned to his friend and said, “See, I told you he was stupid.” The other rich man said, “That’s nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid.” And he called his driver: “Hey, go home now and check to see if I’m at home.” He said, “Yes Sir!! Right away, Sir” and ran home. “See what I told you? He doesn’t even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here.” Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Jim said to Ali, “Eh, you know my boss is so stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes … Doesn’t he know that today is Sunday?? The showroom is closed!” Ali replied, “You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is so much worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home … He’s got a cellphone, right, he can just call home to check!”