Moira, from Glasgow, is on a weekend trip to London. She is in an elevator in Harrod’s, when two young and beautiful women get into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
“My, what nice aromas!” Moira says.
One of the women turns, looks Moira up and down then says arrogantly, “Romance VIP by Ralph Loren, £150 an ounce!”
The other young and beautiful woman also very arrogantly turns to Moira and says, “Channel No. 5 Exclusive, £200 an ounce!”
Moira is feeling a bit insulted by these uncalled-for remarks made to her.
The elevator gets to the third floor and Moira is about to get out.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and drops a loud and deadly one and says …
“Cabbage from Aldi … 49 pence a pound.”
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