Daily Joke: S-s-s-tuttering along

A huge muscular guy with a terrible stutter goes to the counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-where i-is t-t-the m-m-men’s d-d-department?”

The man behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The muscular guy repeats himself. “W-w-where i-is t-t-the m-m-men’s d-d-department?”

Again, the counter clerk doesn’t answer him.

The guy asks several more times. “W-w-where i-is t-t-the m-m-men’s d-d-department?”

It appears as though the counter clerk is ignoring him on purpose.

Finally, the guy loses patience and storms off.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the muscular guy is astounded that the counter clerk wouldn’t offer the man any help.

“What’s wrong with you? Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s question?”

The counter clerk pauses for a second and then says, “D-d-do y-y-you t-t-think I-I w-w-want t-to g-g-get b-b-beaten u-up?”

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