Daily Joke: The girls are going out for dinner

A group of 15-year-old girls decided to meet for dinner.

They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald’s next to the Sea Side Restaurant because they only had $6.50 between them and Jimmy, the cute boy in science class, lived on that street.

Ten years later, the same girlfriends, now 25 years old, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because it had free snacks, there was no cover charge, the beer was cheap, the band was good and there were lots of cute guys.

Another 10 years later, the same girlfriends, now 35 years old, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because the meal combos were good, it was near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn’t be many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, the same girlfriends, now 45 years old, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters wore tight pants and had nice bums.

Another 10 years on, the same girlfriends, now 55 years old, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because the prices were reasonable, it had windows that opened (in case of hot flushes), the wine list was good and fish was good for their cholesterol.

Ten years later, the same girlfriends, now 65 years old, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because it had an early bird special and the lighting was good.

Fast-forward 10 years and the same girlfriends, now 75 years old, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because the food wasn’t too spicy and it was nice and quiet.

Ten years later, the same girlfriends, now 85 years old, discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Sea Side Restaurant because they’d never been there before and felt like trying something new.