Monday Giggle: Darling what’s for dinner?

An elderly man was convinced his wife was going deaf.

He mentioned it to his doctor, who suggested a simple test.

“Stand about 10 metres behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep doing that until she responds.”

That evening, his wife was in the kitchen preparing dinner.

He stood at the far end of the hallway.

“Darling, what’s for dinner?”

No answer.

He moved halfway down the hallway.

“Darling, what’s for dinner?”

Still nothing.

He walked to the kitchen doorway.

“Darling, what’s for dinner?”

Not a word.

Finally, he stood directly behind her and raised his voice.

“DARLING! WHAT’S FOR DINNER?”

His wife turned around, put her hands on her hips and said:

“For the FOURTH time, you deaf old bugger, WE’RE HAVING CHICKEN!”