Four buddies caught up for coffee many years after high school. Each brags to the other how successful and wealthy they’ve become.

The first guy said, “See that casino across the street? I am going to buy it within the next six months.”

The second guy then said, “See that hotel next to the bank? I am going to buy it within the next month.”

Not wanting to lose out, the third guy quickly said, “See that shopping complex next to the hotel? I am going to buy that next week!”

They then look expectantly at the fourth guy who simply smiled and took one long sip of his coffee before muttering the words, “I’m not selling.”