Daily Joke: Date night

A couple were dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She looked at him for a moment before recognising him as an old flame.

“Honey,” she whispered to her husband and pointed out the man. “That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”

Her husband shook his head without even looking up and answered: “Don’t be silly, no one celebrates that much.”