A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
Wife: “What are you doing dear?”
Husband: “Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females”
Wife: “How do you know which gender they were?”
Husband: “Easy – 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone”
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