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Famous last words!

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10. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”
— Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

9. “What the @#$% was that?”
— Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

8. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
— Custer, 1877

7. “Any @#$%ing i d i o t could understand that.”
— Einstein, 1938

6. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”
— Picasso, 1926

5. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
— Pythagoras, 126 BC

4. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
— Michelangelo, 1566

3. “Where the @#$% are we?”
— Amelia Earhart, 1937

2. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my rrrrs!”
— Noah, 4314 BC

1. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
— Bill Clinton, 1998

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