Fact or Fiction: The Truth About Marriage, According to the Internet

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin – they can’t face each other, but, they still stay together.

Married  life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

  Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she says. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes talking.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

A wife becomes a SEX OBJECT when every time the husband asks for sex she objects!

  Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.