Two women went on a girl’s night out and got slightly carried away with the cocktails.
Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee.
They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panties, used them, and threw them away.
But her friend was wearing expensive underwear that she didn’t want to throw away.
Thinking on her feet, she managed to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on the grave.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other’s husband and says “these damn girls’ nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.”
“That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine had a card stuck between the cheeks of her arse: ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you!'”
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