Two gentlemen of not-so-bright intelligence were going for a walk.
They stopped at a house where a man was in the garden tending his patch.
The two guys stared so much that the man said “Hello” to them.
They asked him what he was doing and he said, “I am putting manure on my strawberries”.
They both started to laugh and the man said, “What are you laughing at?”.
One of the men replied, “Manure on your strawberries? Haha, we have cream on ours!”