Daily Joke: Two married friends were chatting over a drink

Two married friends were out drinking one night, when one turned to the other and started complaining about his home situation.

“You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife still wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His friend looked at him and said: “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, use the full flush on the toilet, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed and say: ‘Do you want to make love?’ and every single time she acts like she’s sound asleep!”