Daily Joke: Two blokes and a traffic report

A man was listening to the radio when the traffic report came on.

“There’s a car driving the wrong way on the motorway, causing mayhem in both directions,” the radio announcer warned. “Police advise avoiding the area.”

The man then realised that his best friend was planning to take the motorway to an appointment, so he quickly phoned him to warn him via his in-car mobile.

“Mate, please drive carefully because I just heard that there’s a car heading the wrong way down the motorway,” the man said when his best friend picked up the phone.

“Oh, I know,” answered the man on the other phone. “There’s not just one, there’s hundreds of them.”