The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot. He and his parrot go to the magic show on board every night, and every night the parrot calls the magician out on his trickery, “It’s up his sleeve!”, “There is a hole in his hat!”, “There’s a fake bottom!”
So finely one day the magician gets so fed up with the parrot that he pulls out a gun, shoots at the bird, misses the bird and hits the boiler. This causes the ship to blow up into bits.
The magician grabs onto a piece of floating wood and the parrot lands on his shoulder. The parrot looks at him and says, “I give up, where’s the boat?”