Daily Joke: The loud mouthed parrot

The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot. He and his parrot go to the magic show on board every night, and every night the parrot calls the magician out on his trickery, “It’s up his sleeve!”, “There is a hole in his hat!”, “There’s a fake bottom!”
So finely one day the magician gets so fed up with the parrot that he pulls out a gun, shoots at the bird, misses the bird and hits the boiler. This causes the ship to blow up into bits.

The magician grabs onto a piece of floating wood and the parrot lands on his shoulder. The parrot looks at him and says, “I give up, where’s the boat?”

Leave your comment

Please sign in to post a comment.
Retrieving conversation…
Stories that matter
Emails delivered daily
Sign up