Daily Joke: The chemist doesn’t just dispense medication…

An older couple had just gotten engaged and as they were strolling down the street, excitedly planning their wedding, they passed a pharmacy.

“Excuse me,” the man said to the chemist, “Do you sell medicine for memory problems?”. “Sure” replied the chemist, “all kinds.”

“How about for arthritis?” “Yup”

“Wheelchairs, walkers, hearing aids?” “Yeah, all kinds”

“Okay, excellent”, said the man, “because we are getting married next month, and we want to use you as our Bridal Registry”!

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