Daily Joke: Put the cap back on

Oct 18, 2021
Who knew there were so many jokes about toothpaste. Source: Steve Buissinne/Pixabay

For past 10 years my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. On our anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.

For a week I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said, “Why did you stop brushing your teeth?!”

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I bought a new ‘extra sensitive’ toothpaste the other day.

It’s doesn’t work any better. It just sits in the shower and cries.

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I call my toothpaste ‘Death’ …

… Then I tell people, “I had a brush with Death this morning.”

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Someone broke into my house last night.

They took all my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway.

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