Daily Joke: Put the cap back on

Who knew there were so many jokes about toothpaste. Source: Steve Buissinne/Pixabay

For the past 10 years, my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. On our anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.

For a week I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said, “Why did you stop brushing your teeth?!”

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