Daily Joke: Phones at the airport customs

Tommy was at the airport going through Customs. The Customs Officer stops him and asks, “What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders?”

Tommy replies, “Just a lot of old mobile phones.”

The Customs Officer looks confused. “Why so many mobile phones?”

“Well, on my travels I got a call from my old mate, Jimmy. He told me he was starting a jazz band,” Tommy says.

“I was impressed and asked if there was anything I could do to help. He said, ‘Can you bring me back two sacks of phones?’ and here I am…”

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