Daily Joke: Note to self

A couple in their nineties were experiencing some forgetfulness, so they consulted their doctor. The doctor assured them that they were both in good health but suggested they write things down to aid their memory.

One evening, while watching TV, the husband decided to get a snack from the kitchen and asked his wife if she wanted anything.

“Could you bring me a bowl of ice cream?” she requested.

“Sure,” he answered.

“Shouldn’t you write that down to remember it?” she asked.

“No, I can remember that,” he assured her.

“I’d like some strawberries on top. Maybe jot that down?” she suggested.

“No, I’ve got it: ice cream with strawberries,” he replied, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

“And some whipped cream on top. Are you sure you can remember all that? The doctor did say to write things down,” she reminded him.

“I’ve got it, I’ve got it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream,” he reiterated, clearly frustrated.

He headed to the kitchen. About 20 minutes later, he came back with a plate of bacon and eggs. His wife looked at the plate for a moment then said, “Where’s my toast?”