Daily Joke: Little Johnny picked up the phone for his mum

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Little Johnny’s mother was busy in the kitchen trying to get the last of the ketchup out of the bottle. She was banging and banging the end of the bottle to no avail. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked four-year old Johnny to answer the phone.

Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. “Mummy, It’s the minister,” he said to his mother.

From the kitchen Johnny’s mum said: “Tell him I’ll call him back”.

Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying: “Mummy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle”.

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