Daily Joke: Alternative meanings for medical terms!

Here are some hilarious alternative meanings for common medical terms!

Artery

The study of paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What we do when people die

Benign

What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean section

A neighbourhood in Rome

Cat scan

Searching for kitty

Cauterise

She noticed me

Colic

A sheepdog

Coma

A punctuation mark

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not a friend

Fester

Speedier than someone else

Fibula

A small lie

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labour pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical staff

A doctor’s cane

Morbid

A higher offer

Nitrates

After 8 pm at a sleazy motel

Node

I knew it

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Pelvis

A distant relative of Elvis

Post-Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery room

A place to do upholstery

Rectum

Nearly killed him

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman Emperor

Tablet

A small table

Terminal illness

Throwing up at the airport

Tumor

One plus one more

Urine

Opposite of you’re out