A woman was walking down the street with a baby monkey in her arms when a friend stopped her and asked what she was doing.
“I just bought this monkey as a pet. We have no children; so he’s going to live with us – just like one of the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even sleep in the same bed with me and my husband.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”