Daily Joke: A woman has lots of babies

Ethel married Tom and had five kids.

Tom passed away.

Ethel then married Dick and had another four kids.

Dick passed away.

Ethel then married Harry and had another six kids.

Harry passed away, as did Ethel shortly after.

At Ethel’s gravesite Mavis said to Ivy: “Oh, how lovely! Together at last!”

“Who? Ethel and Tom?” Ivy asked.

“No,” Mavis said. “Her legs.”