A salesman was trying to have a shop carry his product but the shop owner kept rejecting him. Finally, the salesman tried to bribe the owner with a bottle of Champagne.
“Oh, my conscience wouldn’t let me take such a gift,” the owner protested.
“Well, what if I sell it to you for a dime?” asked the salesman.
“In that case,” replied the man, “I’ll take two.”
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