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Daily Joke: A man takes his date to the carnival

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A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun.

There’s plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do.

“I want to get weighed,” Molly says.

Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game.

He guesses 130 pounds and when Molly gets on the scales it reads 127 pounds. She wins a prize and Alan thinks the date is going well.

Next, they go on the Ferris wheel and Alan again asks Molly what she wanted to do next.

“I want to get weighed,” she says.

He thinks it’s strange, but Alan agrees and takes Molly back to the weight-guessing game. He wins her another prize.

The couple walk around the carnival for a while and Alan asks Molly what she wants to do next.

“I want to get weighed,” she says again.

Fed up, Alan decides the date isn’t working out and takes Molly home early.

When she goes inside, Molly’s roommate Laura asks her how the date went.

“Oh Waura, it was wousy,” Molly says.

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