A young man wanted to purchase a very special gift for his new girlfriend.
They hadn’t been dating for very long and he wanted to get her the perfect present.
After giving it a lot of thought, he decided to get her a new pair of gloves.
He went to the store with his sister, who happened to be buying a new pair of panties at the same time.
They went to the same check-out and the man behind the counter got their purchases mixed up when he was wrapping them. He gave the sister the gloves and the brother the panties.
Unaware of the store assistant’s mistake, the man popped the gift into an envelope and sent them directly to his girlfriend’s house.
A few days later the gift arrived and the man’s girlfriend discovered the pair of panties and a note.
“This is a very special gift just for you because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out on dates. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she said the short ones are better because they are easier to remove.
These are a very lovely shade. A lady in the store where I purchased them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try these on for me and they looked wonderful.
I’m sorry I can’t be there to watch you put them on for the first time. No doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I’ll be kissing them in the future. I hope you wear them on Friday night for me.
Love you forever.
PS. The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down with just a little fur showing.”
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