Daily Joke: A lady asks her old friends to come over for dinner

A lady had become rich recently and, to avoid seeming snobbish, she asked her old friends to come to her big house for dinner.

She took them on a tour of the residence and reached the room where they would dine that evening.

“These knives and forks are solid silver,” she said.

“Even the chains they’re fastened to have real emeralds.”