Daily Joke: A father forgets his daughter’s birthday

Steve is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realises that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and asks the shop assistant how much the Barbie in the window costs.

In a condescending manner, she says: “Which Barbie? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes nightclubbing for $19.95 and divorced Barbie for $265.”

“Why is the divorced Barbie $265 when all the others are only $19.95?” Steve asks. “That obvious,” the sales lady replies. “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”