Daily Joke: A drunk man wanders into a church

A drunk man stumbles into a church, sits down in the confession box and says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to get the man’s attention, but the drunk man remains silent.

Finally, the annoyed priest knocks on the wall three times to get the drunk man to speak.

After a few minutes the drunk man replies, “No use knockin’ mate, there’s no paper in this one either.”