Daily Joke: A dalmatian and a chihuahua walk into a restaurant

Source: Getty images

Two friends were walking their dogs—a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua—when a tantalising aroma from a nearby restaurant caught their attention.

The Dalmatian’s owner suggested, “Let’s grab a bite to eat.”

“We can’t go in there with the dogs,” responded the Chihuahua’s owner.

“Just follow my lead,” the first friend said, slipping on a pair of sunglasses and heading into the restaurant.

“Sorry,” the owner said, “no pets allowed.”

“But this is my seeing-eye dog,” claimed the man with the Dalmatian.

“A Dalmatian?” the owner questioned.

“Yes, they’re using them now,” he replied confidently.

“Very well, then, come on in,” the owner conceded.

Seeing this, the second man donned his sunglasses and attempted the same trick.

“Sorry, pal, no pets allowed,” the owner repeated.

“But this is my seeing-eye dog,” the second man insisted.

“A Chihuahua?” the owner asked skeptically.

Shocked, the man exclaimed, “A Chihuahua?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!”

Stories that matter
Emails delivered daily
Sign up