A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: “Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.”
The box makes its way back to the priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: “Who donated $1000?!”
An older woman raises her hand excitedly: “Oh that was me!”
The priest invites her up to thank her so she can choose her three hymns. She stands at the front, looks around, and points at the three most handsome men in the church.
“I’ll have him, him and him!”