Daily Joke: A boy lost his contact lens

Feb 21, 2021
He couldn't find it anywhere. Source: Getty

Billy was playing basketball in his driveway when he lost a contact lens.

After a brief but fruitless search, he gave up looking. His mother decided to search for it instead and within minutes she’d found the lens.

“How did you do that?” Billy asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing Billy,” she explained. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic, I was looking for $150.”

 

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