8 Funny short jokes to wake you up

We just watched the Tetris movie. It’s a blockbuster

My family is getting sick of me telling dad jokes 24/7. Or should I say “they are sick of me telling dad jokes 3.428571428571429”?

When I was younger I had a job pretending to be a statue. I held that position for some time.

The new thought-activated car they’re working on is going to be even more popular than the voice-activated one. It goes without saying.

My wife is one of the clumsiest people I know. I’m so glad she fell for me

I have two questions about this Taylor Swift lady: What kind of clothes does she make? And how fast does she make them, really?

I can’t think of a time when I lost my toupee while riding a motorcycle. At least not right off the top of my head.

What do you call a 150 kilogram  pound alcoholic? A heavy drinker.